first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
Attractive boy: Hi I'm famous
Attractive boy: Hi I'm gay
Attractive boy: Hi I'm a douchebag
Attractive boy: Hi I'm twice your age
Attractive boy: Hi I have a girlfriend
Attractive boy: Hi I don't like you back
Attractive boy: Hi I live on the other side of the planet
Attractive boy: Hi I don't know that you exist
Attractive boy: Hi I'm a fictional character